The Colombian Mountain Coffee & Apollo Donuts Review

I can certainly get behind a place that prioritizes the importance of a huge neon “COFFEE” sign over a sign with their name on it.

Monument Update

Monument – it had many holes to fill (in this case, that’s not a good thing)

Crum Coffee Bar Review

A place like this teaches a girl that bigger doesn’t always mean better.

Yelo’d Ice Cream & Bake Shoppe Review

Life is fleeting, and if it’s your fantasy to flippantly face fuck yourself with Fruity Pebbles and frozen foodstuffs, feel free. If fellatio isn’t your forte, perhaps forgo Yelo’d.

Under The High Wheel Review

Unlike the person you woke up next to this morning, you won’t regret this decision.

Doughnut Digest: Ohana Donuterie Review

[I]f given the choice between two of the exact same donut of which one has sprinkles and one does not, you’re fucking lying to yourself if you’re telling me you’d pick the unsprinkled one.

Doughnut Digest: Destination Donuts Review

“I would fuck with this place.”

Doughnut Digest: Moonshine Doughnuts Review

These are not your run of the mill donuts that are jammed into your face after crushing shitty coffee […]

Doughnut Digest: Doughnut Party Review

[T]he flavour doesn’t slap you in the face. It’s subtle, sensual, and sweet…exactly how I would describe DP in any given circumstance.

Monument Coffee Bar Review

The London Fog was, as always, monumental (HAAAAAAA) and if you haven’t already spent an afternoon here with one of their drinks, you’re wasting your already sad life.