Coleslaw PSA

Sides are usually so forgettable because they aren’t the meat and potatoes of the meal, so to speak.

Travel Edition: Creekside Coffee Factory Review

Long story short: baristas of the world, stop fucking up my foam.

Monument Update

Monument – it had many holes to fill (in this case, that’s not a good thing)

Crum Coffee Bar Review

A place like this teaches a girl that bigger doesn’t always mean better.

Yelo’d Ice Cream & Bake Shoppe Review

Life is fleeting, and if it’s your fantasy to flippantly face fuck yourself with Fruity Pebbles and frozen foodstuffs, feel free. If fellatio isn’t your forte, perhaps forgo Yelo’d.

UTCA Chimney Cakes Review

I don’t need things dripping down my chin for no reason.

Under The High Wheel Review

Unlike the person you woke up next to this morning, you won’t regret this decision.

The Holy Roller Review

We ordered an Esfera […] that was literally so good it almost brought me to my knees for the second time that night. As if I needed the help […]

Doughnut Digest: Ohana Donuterie Review

[I]f given the choice between two of the exact same donut of which one has sprinkles and one does not, you’re fucking lying to yourself if you’re telling me you’d pick the unsprinkled one.

Doughnut Digest: Destination Donuts Review

“I would fuck with this place.”