Coleslaw PSA
Sides are usually so forgettable because they aren’t the meat and potatoes of the meal, so to speak.
Read More Coleslaw PSAUnderqualified individual reviewing local cuisine baselessly on personal preference, heavily influenced by her sweet tooth
Sides are usually so forgettable because they aren’t the meat and potatoes of the meal, so to speak.
Read More Coleslaw PSALong story short: baristas of the world, stop fucking up my foam.
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